Ayup, you Pop-Crazed Youngsters.

We are a collective of former Melody Maker journalists (hosted by someone who wasn’t), and we spend a few hours every fortnight getting our hands down the back of the sofa of a random episode of Top Of The Pops, sniffing the droppings left behind by the Hit Parade and reporting our findings to the Pop-Crazed Youngsters. You can find our latest episode – and all the other ones – www.chart-music.co.uk.

If you like what we do, and would like to hear future episodes recorded on better equipment and put together by people who have a bit extra to spend on crisps and the like, maybe you could put some money our way via www.patreon.com/chartmusic.